Well my time has come. Four long years of studying, testing, and physical hardship, but I am assigned to my first ship, the USS JH Boner NCC-2010, a tactical attack ship on the front lines and ready for action. Continue reading
Hello DorkTrek fans!
Incoming Subspace Blogs
The crew of the USS Boner would like to extend an invitation for you guys to be a part of the show and be a guest blogger! Simply submit your article, wether it’s something you wanna talk about related to DorkTrek or anything Trekkie outside of the podcast! If we like your article we will post it on our site! Email your blogs to Dorktrek@gmail.com and on the subject line put in: Guest Space Blogger!
Crew of the Boner. I would like to apologize for my recent absence from the ship. I had to take care of some pressing matters back on Earth. First I hope during my absence that you guys found Ensign T’Les! Continue reading
1MC Announcement: To the crew of USS Boner. This is a ship-wide proprietary transmission for the crew USS John H. Boner only. I need a favor. You remember that missing Ensign, Ensign T’Les from USS Crazy Horse? They were the ship parked next to us at Starbase 187? Here’s the thing….I may have slept with her. Continue reading
Starfleet Soccer Team Emblem
Well I’ve returned from temporary duty with the Starfleet Soccer Team and I was disappointed to see that I missed the mighty Boner’s visit to the world of Baltimore ComicCon. Many a year have I wanted to pull into port at a Class CC planet, but it looks like I may have to wait until the next solar cycle.
Nevertheless, after reviewing unofficial reports it appears that my crew mates enjoyed a very successful mission in spreading the Dork Trek philosophy…hopefully this will yield more subscribers to tune in to our bi-weekly subspace transmissions! Only time will tell…
LCDR B&A sends…