Good News, Bad news.
Mating Ritual of the "brat"
First, the bad news. We arrived Saturday at Planet Laser Tag to find the revolt totally out of our hands. A race of small humanoids called Bratious or “Brats” had clearly taken over the planet. The “Brats” had strange behavior patterns and eating habits. The Brats consumed large amounts of sugary drinks called soda and an unusual looking disc shaped food called pizza. Brats also have a complex social structure. The “Brats” travel in packs with their numbers as high as fifteen. They communicate w/one another is a series of loud and frequent high pitched shrieks. They are followed at all times by larger humanoids. These larger creatures have no say in the behavior of the Brats but watch over them at all times to insure the Brats safety. Very Strange, indeed.
See Dork Trek live.
The good news is this Saturday, the crew of the USS Boner will be making first contact w/FantaSCI. FantaSCI It is a gathering of science fiction fans from the Cheaspeake region of the galaxy. From what I understand there will be other members of StarFleet as well as a select few Klingons. The Crew of the Boner will be recording the 3rd edition of Dork Trek as well. This promises to be a great event. I hope to see you there. For more info about the Sci-fi fest click http://fantasciconvention.com/index.html
Lt. Commander Frantz. Out.
