I have noticed recently that the supply of space Viagra is dwindling quickly. At the current rate, I suspect that we will run out before we have a chance to restock. I am concerned that the crew may be using this… er, recreational… drug a bit too recreationally. While I suspect there is no fear of physical addiction, I suspect that some may have formed a mental dependence and now use it as an easy out in place of good old fashioned foreplay.
I will suggest to the captain that we hold a voluntary group session where I will counsel crewmembers on holistic alternatives to Space Viagra. Clothing optional.
