Holodeck
Attention Crew of the USS Boner: The Holodeck is for public recreational use. I know some people get more caught up than others in the Holodeck and things may get out of hand…and that’s okay…BUT please clean up anything you leave behind that is not a hologram! I MEAN……SERIOUSLY!…………SERIOUSLY!….EVERYTIME! I try to use it for my daily nude yoga lessons with Mahatma Ghandi I GOTTA SPACE MOP THE STUPID HOLODECK FLOOR! COOOOOOME ON! and don’t you guys tell me it’s La Forge because he hasn’t been here in weeks! I checked the logs! So please……clean up after yourselves….
You are just upset because I didn’t invite YOU to the USS Boner Jello Wrestling Championship Tournament.
That trophy looks mighty fine on the shelf in my quarters
Also not a bad time to remind crew members that there’s always sex bay….