Chief Engineer On Watch,
It’s no secret…I may have bedded down a few space sluts…and some classy space ladies. They know the moment they felt my touch that we are just two space copeople just getting together for the night. Like two starships passing in the alpha quadrant…that is all. Unfortunately some are reluctant to leave my quarters and sometimes the Boner itself. The last time Ensign Asil went nuts and tried to set her phaser to stun on my nuts! Who knew Vulcan women can get so….crazy! Would it be possible for you to put a transporter pad right underneath the right side of my bed? also can you put the controls right on the left side of the bed I need it within arms reach. here’s a diagram of what my bed looks like so you know where to put the transporter pad.
THIS SIDE OF THE BED!
Yes…..i have zebra stripe sheets…again who’s the stylish one?? THIS GUY (i’m pointing to myself) So just send me a space text once you have the transporter pad in place…
Thanks,
LCDR Tug Johnson
Tactical, Rest and Recreation Officer
