While recording our latest review (episode 60, Deja Q) something happened to the crew. An overwhelming sense of giddiness and tomfoolery took hold in our brains. What had happened? We were happily recording on deck 5 in LCDR Zell’s quarters and had successfully completed one episode already. What had changed? As we looked around the room the answer became clear. We had been served what was said to be Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, but was it?
Crewmen were dropping left and right. Our senses of humor were honed to a razor sharp edge and we were out of control. Had LCDR Zell served us spiked tea? Was her food slot going wonky again? We may never know.
I’ve asked Starfleet Medical to send their best doctor to examine the evidence. I hear they’re putting Beverly on the case. I’m sure with some good old country doctorin’ we’ll get to the bottom of this soon.