Operation Chicago Con-

I was sent on a diplomacy mission to the planet Chicago. The purpose of this mission was to recruit new members of the USS Boner.  The planet was ripe for the picking.

It was a nice three day mission. I made a lot of new friends and was met w/little resistance. I am a natural for these missions due to my magnetic personality.

My mission wasn’t all work. i did manage to sneak in a little play. I took my photos w/some locals and got a few autographs. It was a wonderful time had by all. Frantz Out.

Data and Riker

some locals and LT. Commander Frantz

Episode 19: DON’T FUCK WITH TIME! is not out on iTunes! There’s a time space continuum rip again… Continue reading →

To be fair, the crews do not name the star ships they are assigned to.

John Henry Boner.

At every academy  reunion all of my classmates make fun of me. You know why? NCC-2010 USS Boner. Don’t laugh!! I don’t want to see even a smirk!!

They are on awesome ships with great names. Like the Raven, Crazy Horse, Berlin and my personal favorite NCC-3131 USS Awesome. Why couldn’t I be stationed on the USS Awesome?!  Me, nope. I am stuck on the Boner. Don’t laugh!! IT ISN”T FUNNY. It is embarrassing. This was the only picture i could find of Boner in the databanks…very funny…. Continue reading →

See, right there.

There is a buzz running through the decks of the USS JH Boner. Dork Trek, the new podcast that watches and reviews each episode of TNG is now New and Noteworthy on ITunes. Don’t believe me? Look slightly to the left.

Things are taking place for the podcast. If you are a fan of TNG then this is a podcast for you. If you don’t like TNG this is still a podcast you can enjoy. We are very silly and stupid. So, listen one and all. Good times.

Lt Commander Frantz. Out