Holodeck

Attention Crew of the USS Boner: The Holodeck is for public recreational use. I know some people get more caught up than others in the Holodeck and things may get out of hand…and that’s okay…BUT please clean up anything you leave behind that is not a hologram! I MEAN……SERIOUSLY!…………SERIOUSLY!….EVERYTIME! I try to use it for my daily nude yoga lessons with Mahatma Ghandi I GOTTA SPACE MOP THE STUPID HOLODECK FLOOR! COOOOOOME ON! and don’t you guys tell me it’s La Forge because he hasn’t been here in weeks! I checked the logs! So please……clean up after yourselves….

RIP Lieutenant Junior Grade Singh.

RIP LT. Singh

You were taken from us to soon, my friend. While trying to find the source of problem in Engineering, you were killed by some weird electrical current running through the Enterprise. So they say.   Continue reading →