1MC Announcement: Attention crew of the USS John H. Boner…first thank you for your dedicated service to our wonderful ship. We have gone to exotic planets and experienced wonderful things! We have been at the tip of the spear in exploration, humanitarian aid and defense and for that we thank you. That being said, with every positive there is a negative……there is a rumor going on that the last 13 away teams we’ve deployed, every Redshirt crewman have been KIA.This is not true….some were injured….and eventually died. Although we do regret the passing of Ensign Wigglestooth…sorry she captured by the Mugatos on planet Nueral and was mauled and eaten and Enlisted crew member Toshiba that was a transporter accident he was beamed right inside the warpcore…I think Chief Engineer Argyle is looking into how he did that ANYWAYS… Continue reading →

Holodeck

Attention Crew of the USS Boner: The Holodeck is for public recreational use. I know some people get more caught up than others in the Holodeck and things may get out of hand…and that’s okay…BUT please clean up anything you leave behind that is not a hologram! I MEAN……SERIOUSLY!…………SERIOUSLY!….EVERYTIME! I try to use it for my daily nude yoga lessons with Mahatma Ghandi I GOTTA SPACE MOP THE STUPID HOLODECK FLOOR! COOOOOOME ON! and don’t you guys tell me it’s La Forge because he hasn’t been here in weeks! I checked the logs! So please……clean up after yourselves….