Hello DorkTrek fans!
Incoming Subspace Blogs
The crew of the USS Boner would like to extend an invitation for you guys to be a part of the show and be a guest blogger! Simply submit your article, wether it’s something you wanna talk about related to DorkTrek or anything Trekkie outside of the podcast! If we like your article we will post it on our site! Email your blogs to Dorktrek@gmail.com and on the subject line put in: Guest Space Blogger!
Crew of the Boner. I would like to apologize for my recent absence from the ship. I had to take care of some pressing matters back on Earth. First I hope during my absence that you guys found Ensign T’Les! Continue reading
1MC Announcement: To the crew of USS Boner. This is a ship-wide proprietary transmission for the crew USS John H. Boner only. I need a favor. You remember that missing Ensign, Ensign T’Les from USS Crazy Horse? They were the ship parked next to us at Starbase 187? Here’s the thing….I may have slept with her. Continue reading
Chief Engineer On Watch,
It’s no secret…I may have bedded down a few space sluts…and some classy space ladies. They know the moment they felt my touch that we are just two space copeople just getting together for the night. Like two starships passing in the alpha quadrant…that is all. Unfortunately some are reluctant to leave my quarters and sometimes the Boner Continue reading
Chief Engineers of USS John H. Boner,
As you all know I am an old fashioned Starfleet officer and a gentleman. There are two things I don’t like in this universe, lack of sense of humor and Transporters! That’s right! Now, I can’t talk about the lack of sense of humor thing since that’s still pending investigation…because apparently being space drunk and and mooning the Defiant thru the view screen is not funny according to Lt.Commander Worf! Now as far as transporters…I just don’t feel comfortable being split to atoms and put together Continue reading