Crew of the Boner. I would like to apologize for my recent absence from the ship. I had to take care of some pressing matters back on Earth. First I hope during my absence that you guys found Ensign T’Les! Now to the serious stuff..I received a subspace message from Starfleet which resulted in my recent visit to Earth. Apparently there there’s a Klingon child that might be mine. Now need not worry ladies I’m sure the child is not mine…I have never been to Kronos! I mean look at this kid?
Child In Question.
DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE ME?! COME ON MAN! LOOK HIS GOT RED HAIR! AND PINK HEAD! NOOOOOOOOOO WAY! Anyways..I’m back now we have to wait for a DNA Result because for some reason all the DNA machines were disabled…very weird. So for now I’m glad to be home on the Boner so lets go get some dinner and drinks…any new girls on board?
LCDR Tug Johnson
Nice neckerchief. I’ve got a pink head that looks like you!
According to our scans the life form appears to be 4of our earth years old.