To be fair, the crews do not name the star ships they are assigned to.
John Henry Boner.
At every academy reunion all of my classmates make fun of me. You know why? NCC-2010 USS Boner. Don’t laugh!! I don’t want to see even a smirk!!
They are on awesome ships with great names. Like the Raven, Crazy Horse, Berlin and my personal favorite NCC-3131 USS Awesome. Why couldn’t I be stationed on the USS Awesome?! Me, nope. I am stuck on the Boner. Don’t laugh!! IT ISN”T FUNNY. It is embarrassing. This was the only picture i could find of Boner in the databanks…very funny….
Do you know who John Henry Boner was?! He was considered to be the greatest poet…In North Carolina. It’s a little like being a one legged man in an ass kicking contest? Perahps, but are you the greatest poet in the history of North Carolina? Are you? I didn’t think so. So please, have some consideration.
Lt. Commander Frantz…OUT.
I know folks raz us for being on the Boner but we’re doing a lot better than my old Academy pal Lt. Cmdr Jack Gough, he’s assigned to the USS D’Sin Tery (apparently it’s named after some 22nd Century explorer from Tau Ceti). To make it worse, they’ve been stuck in the Fleet Yards at Uranus after a nasty run-in with Klingons.